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GOC
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 Posted: Mon Feb 11th, 2008 11:02 pm

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I was at a trade show several years ago and at one booth a company was giving away tubes of zipper lube....honest, it was in a container that looked like chapstick, and it was a lunricant for zippers.  The label read "For Promotion Use Only!"  I fell over laughing, and grabbed a couple.   I guess you were supposed to lube up the bosses fly to proceed with earning a raise.

Zipper Lube "For Promotion Use Only"   It still makes me laugh, just about as much as that bike Dave was drooling over on eBay.

 

Vero Steve
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 Posted: Mon Feb 11th, 2008 02:19 pm

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Dave wrote: Vero Steve wrote:
Dave wrote: GOC wrote:
I have nothing against posers, I always turn the bar stool upside down so they have a confortable place to sit.


Besides, you can save on seating that way too.

4 posers on each stool...



ROTFLMAO.....................

Two gerbils walking down the street and they pass a gay bar...

The one looks at the other and says.........you wanna get shit faced????
Dammit Steve! I just blew hot chocolate all over my monitor! LMAO!!!
Glad you enjoyed it.............LOL

Dave
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 Posted: Mon Feb 11th, 2008 02:03 pm

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I used to have a cardboard tube on my desk. It came from a roll of plotter paper. It was about 3-feet long and 2-inches in diameter.

I was workin' for a guy that looked like he wanted to be "Mr. Clean". Remember him? This guy was the worst Micro-Manager I have ever worked for or met.

Well, I wrote on the outside of the cardboard tube "Ron W______ Memorial Habitrail". I don't know if he ever noticed it...LOL

marc
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 Posted: Mon Feb 11th, 2008 01:48 pm

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LOL...Made me think of the Richard Gere story...

Dave
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 Posted: Mon Feb 11th, 2008 01:36 pm

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Vero Steve wrote:
Dave wrote: GOC wrote:
I have nothing against posers, I always turn the bar stool upside down so they have a confortable place to sit.


Besides, you can save on seating that way too.

4 posers on each stool...



ROTFLMAO.....................

Two gerbils walking down the street and they pass a gay bar...

The one looks at the other and says.........you wanna get shit faced????
Dammit Steve! I just blew hot chocolate all over my monitor! LMAO!!!

Vero Steve
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 Posted: Mon Feb 11th, 2008 01:07 pm

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Dave wrote: GOC wrote:
I have nothing against posers, I always turn the bar stool upside down so they have a confortable place to sit.


Besides, you can save on seating that way too.

4 posers on each stool...

 

ROTFLMAO.....................

Two gerbils walking down the street and they pass a gay bar...

The one looks at the other and says.........you wanna get shit faced????

GOC
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 Posted: Mon Feb 11th, 2008 11:07 am

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i would say, most posers are feet draggers. They deploy their feet both coming to a stop, and leaving a stop.  Whenever I see a foot dragger, it is a poser. 

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 Posted: Mon Feb 11th, 2008 08:57 am

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Randy:
I had no idea you was a poser...First, it is SteppEnwolf, not SteppInwolf...and you should use the proper respect when yer talking about the Bikers National Anthem.

Next, yer quick and easy use of the word "Bro",

Amazing...Ya had me fooled all this time, thought you was real...I bet you got a Daytona pin for every year since it started, even for the ones you aint never been to?

ROFLMBO...

hey wait a minute....you guys think Randy is just posing as a poser for fun?

RSDF

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Dave
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 Posted: Sun Feb 10th, 2008 01:23 pm

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GOC wrote:
I have nothing against posers, I always turn the bar stool upside down so they have a confortable place to sit.


Besides, you can save on seating that way too.

4 posers on each stool...

GOC
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 Posted: Sun Feb 10th, 2008 01:18 pm

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I have nothing against posers, I always turn the bar stool upside down so they have a confortable place to sit.

 

jeffy ole boy
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 Posted: Sun Feb 10th, 2008 01:03 pm

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Hell Yeah!!!   Welcome back Randy!!    rotflmao!!!

Randy in Pensacola
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 Posted: Sun Feb 10th, 2008 12:48 pm

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I know the words to the Steppinwolf's "Born to be wild"....Does that get me in?  BRO:cool:

weasle
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 Posted: Sun Feb 10th, 2008 12:45 pm

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hey bouncer , do ya half to have fringie leathers to join this  group ??

GOC
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 Posted: Fri Feb 8th, 2008 11:50 pm

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Hey Ace, there is a place for you here.


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