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marc
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Posted: Mon Feb 20th, 2006 09:53 pm |
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Dave wrote: Lookin' at that picture, it must've been a really cold AND very dark night...LOL
62-Year-Old Calilfornia Woman Gives Birth
Thats for damn sure....Gives new meaning to any port in a storm.....
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Randy in Pensacola
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Posted: Mon Feb 20th, 2006 09:47 pm |
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| or he is blind too......LOL
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Dave
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Posted: Mon Feb 20th, 2006 09:35 pm |
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Lookin' at that picture, it must've been a really cold AND very dark night...LOL
62-Year-Old Calilfornia Woman Gives Birth
POSTED: 9:31 am PST February 20, 2006
UPDATED: 9:36 am PST February 20, 2006
REDDING, Calif. -- A 62-year-old great-grandmother has become one of the oldest women in the world to successfully give birth.
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Janise Wulf, of Redding, Calif., conceived through in vitro fertilization.
The healthy six-pound, nine-ounce baby boy is the 12th child born to Wulf. She also has 20 grandchildren and three great-grandchildren. Her oldest child is 40.
Family members said Friday's delivery went smoothly, despite health concerns involving Wulf, who has diabetes and has been blind since birth.
Baby Adam is the second child born to Wulf and third husband, Scott. Their other son is three-and-a-half. Scott Wulf, who is 48 years old, said he'd always wanted children. He said their two sons, born through in-vitro fertilization, are beyond what he'd hoped was possible.
"I was checked very thoroughly by the doctor before I even got pregnant with my 3½-year-old," Janise Wulf said. "I think I'm a much better parent now that I am older. A little wiser maybe. Maybe a little more easy going."
Wulf isn't the oldest woman to give birth. That record went to a Romanian woman who gave birth last year at the age of 66.
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marc
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Posted: Sat Feb 18th, 2006 02:17 am |
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"Bush Administration"
White House Defends Port Sale to Arab Co.
Feb 16 3:48 PM US/Eastern
By TED BRIDIS and DEVLIN BARRETT
Associated Press Writers
WASHINGTON
The Bush administration on Thursday rebuffed criticism about potential security risks of a $6.8 billion sale that gives a company in the United Arab Emirates control over significant operations at six major American ports.
Lawmakers asked the White House to reconsider its earlier approval of the deal.
The sale to state-owned Dubai Ports World was "rigorously reviewed" by a U.S. committee that considers security threats when foreign companies seek to buy or invest in American industry, National Security Council spokesman Frederick Jones said.
The Committee on Foreign Investment in the United States, run by the Treasury Department, reviewed an assessment from U.S. intelligence agencies. The committee's 12 members agreed unanimously the sale did not present any problems, the department said.
"We wanted to look at this one quite closely because it relates to ports," Stewart Baker, an assistant secretary in the Homeland Security Department, told The Associated Press. "It is important to focus on this partner as opposed to just what part of the world they come from. We came to the conclusion that the transaction should not be halted."
The unusual defense of the secretive committee, which reviews hundreds of such deals each year, came in response to criticism about the purchase of London-based Peninsular and Oriental Steam Navigation Co.
The world's fourth-largest ports company runs commercial operations at shipping terminals in New York, New Jersey, Baltimore, New Orleans, Miami and Philadelphia.
Four senators and three House members asked the administration Thursday to reconsider its approval. The lawmakers contended the UAE is not consistent in its support of U.S. terrorism-fighting efforts.
"The potential threat to our country is not imagined, it is real," Rep. Mark Foley, R-Fla., said in a House speech.
The Homeland Security Department said it was legally impossible under the committee's rules to reconsider its approval without evidence DP World gave false information or withheld vital details from U.S. officials. The 30-day window for the committee to voice objections has ended.
DP World said it had received all regulatory approvals.
"We intend to maintain and, where appropriate, enhance current security arrangements," the company said in a statement. "It is very much business as usual for the P&O terminals" in the United States.
In Dubai, the UAE's foreign minister described his country as an important U.S. ally but declined to respond directly to the concerns expressed in Washington.
"We have worked very closely with the United States on a number of issues relating to the combat of terrorism, prior to and post Sept. 11," Sheik Abdullah Bin Zayed al-Nahyan told The Associated Press.
U.S. lawmakers said the UAE was an important transfer point for shipments of smuggled nuclear components sent to Iran, North Korea and Libya by a Pakistani scientist, Abdul Qadeer Khan. They also said the UAE was one of only three countries to recognize the now-toppled Taliban as Afghanistan's legitimate government.
The State Department describes the UAE as a vital partner in the fight against terrorism. Dubai's own ports have participated since last year in U.S. efforts to detect illegal shipments of nuclear materials.
Rep. Vito Fossella, R-N.Y., urged congressional hearings on the deal.
"At a time when America is leading the world in the war on terrorism and spending billions of dollars to secure our homeland, we cannot cede control of strategic assets to foreign nations with spotty records on terrorism," Fossella said.
Critics also have cited the UAE's history as an operational and financial base for the hijackers who carried out the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.
"Outsourcing the operations of our largest ports to a country with a dubious record on terrorism is a homeland security and commerce accident waiting to happen," said Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y. "The administration needs to take another look at this deal."
Separately, the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey said Thursday it will conduct its own review of the deal and urged the government to defend its decision.
In a letter to the Treasury Department, Port Authority chairman Anthony Coscia said the independent review by his agency was necessary "to protect its interests."
The lawmakers pressing the White House to reconsider included Sens. Schumer, Tom Coburn, R-Okla., Frank Lautenberg, D-N.J., and Chris Dodd, D-Conn., and Reps. Foley, Fossella and Chris Shays, R-Conn.
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Randy in Pensacola
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Posted: Thu Feb 16th, 2006 01:08 pm |
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| If that was my kid, I belive I would have to demonstrate what "battery" really is.....Its gonna get to the point where you are gonna have to have a lawyer on retainer so your kid can go to school....... We need to elect some people with common sense again.....Our gov. dont have any...JMHO
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marc
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Posted: Thu Feb 16th, 2006 01:00 pm |
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Dave wrote: I can't believe this crap...
Girl Charged With Battery After Dodge Ball Game
That's bull shit......
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Dave
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Posted: Thu Feb 16th, 2006 11:14 am |
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I can't believe this crap...
Girl Charged With Battery After Dodge Ball Game
ALTA LOMA, Calif. -- What started as a version of the schoolyard game of dodge ball has apparently become a legal ordeal for a 12-year-old girl and her family.
Complaints by the parents of a student injured during a game at Hermosa Elementary School prompted authorities to charge Brittney Schneiders with battery.
Five other students also accused of battery stemming from the May 8 playground game opted to take probation, but Brittney Schneiders and her parents refused.
"I don't think I did (commit a crime)," Brittney told NBC4's Mary Parks. "I thought I was just playing a dodge ball game. I never thought it would come up to this level."
For seven years, Schneiders made the honor roll and received good citizenship awards, but the teen soccer star is in a legal mess over a game of "Wall Ball."
"Wall Ball" is a game where a team throws or kicks a ball in an attempt to hit other players.
Schneiders kicked a ball that hit a boy who wore braces, giving him a fat lip.
The district attorney, probation and sheriff's departments agreed with the school that the boy was repeatedly and unnecessarily hit with the ball and they filed charges against the students.
But Brittney's father, Ray Schneiders, believes the law has gone overboard.
"We are not parents who see our princess can do no wrong," Ray Schneiders said. "It is all about power and the manic egos of those who possess and abuse it."
David Hidalgo, supervising deputy district attorney for San Bernardino County, told NBC4 that although it is illegal for his office to discuss specific cases, he notes that there is always the option of community service or a letter of apology to resolve a case.
"When parents refuse to cooperate under those circumstances and they refuse to hold a minor accountable for their criminal conduct and insist they go to court to refute the allegations, then we have no choice," Hidalgo said.
The district attorney's office also is frustrated by not being able to legally and publicly divulge all the facts in the case, Parks reported.
The case is set for trial in March.
http://www.nbc4.tv/sports/7096612/detail.html
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Randy in Pensacola
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Posted: Wed Feb 15th, 2006 05:48 pm |
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This is just what the WBC needs........
Mikey wrote:
Say it Ain't so Willie...
Willie Nelson Releases Decades-Old Gay Cowboy Song
POSTED: 6:00 am CST February 15, 2006
NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- Country music outlaw Willie Nelson released a very different sort of cowboy anthem on Valentine's Day.
Nelson, who has been singing about cowboys for more than 25 years, has released what may be the first gay cowboy song by a major recording artist.
It's called "Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly (Fond of Each Other)" and may be the first gay cowboy song by a major recording artist. But it was written long before this year's Oscar-nominated "Brokeback Mountain" made gay cowboys a hot topic.
Thanks to Ang Lee, and the passage of 25 years, Ned Sublette's song has finally ended up where he always wanted it to be -- coming out of Nelson's mouth.
"Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly (Fond of Each Other)" sounds just like a "regular" Willie Nelson song, except for lyrics like: "Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out." It song features choppy Tex-Mex style guitar runs and Nelson's deadpan delivery of lines, including: "What did you think all them saddles and boots was about?"
The song was written by Texas-born singer-songwriter Sublette in 1981, 25 years before this year's Oscar-nominated "Brokeback Mountain" made gay cowboys topical. Sublette said he wrote the song during the "Urban Cowboy" craze and always imagined Nelson singing it.
Nelson sings "He Was a Friend of Mine" on the "Brokeback Mountain" soundtrack. Nelson recorded "Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly (Fond of Each Other)" last year during an iTunes Originals session in his Texas studio. The song is available on iTunes.
Nelson's previous cowboy hits include "Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys" and "My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys."
The song debuted Tuesday on Howard Stern's Sirius Satellite Radio show.
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marc
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Posted: Wed Feb 15th, 2006 03:33 pm |
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Got this off another board...
"Powell, Tenant, even Ashcroft..."
Told Bu$h he was breaking the law with his NSA spying venture....
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Top-level administration officials four years ago told President George W. Bush he as “breaking the law” by ordering the National Security Agency to spy on Americans and warned the President that his actions could bring his administration down.
Former Secretary of State Colin Powell, former Central Intelligence Agency director George Tenet and others begged Bush to reconsider his executive order giving the NSA authority to wiretap phone calls and monitor emails of American citizens but their pleas fell on deaf ears.
“Mr. President, I fear you are heading down a course that could doom your administration,” Powell told Bush in a meeting in early 2002. “I urge you to reconsider.” Powell also argued against Bush’s plans to turn Pentagon spies loose on American antiwar groups, saying “such actions don’t belong in America.”
Powell wasn’t the only one worried about the legality of wiretaps. Then deputy attorney general James D. Comey, acting as attorney general while John Ashcroft was hospitalized, refused to sign off on Bush’s executive order, prompting then White House Counsel, and now attorney general, Alberto Gonzales, to visit Ashcroft at his hospital bed in a failed attempt to get the AG to overturn his deputy.
Ashcroft, however, stood by Comey and told Gonzales that he could not condone the spying, even though he had authored the controversial, and rights-robbing, USA Patriot Act.
“This is not legal and the President is exceeding his authority,” Ashcroft said. “Jim (Comey) is right to oppose it.”
Then CIA director George Tenet, in a stormy meeting with Bush, told the President that use of the NSA to spy on Americans was a direct violation of the agency’s charter.
“This is illegal and a flagrant misuse of the agency and its technology,” Tenet said.
Those who opposed Bush on his actions, which the President claimed were justified under his powers as a “wartime commander-in-chief,” are no longer part of the administration. Bush fired Tenet (publicly, the CIA direction was allowed to resign). Powell and Ashcroft resigned shortly after Bush began his second term. Comey quit in disgust.
Those privy to the contentious White House meetings where all tried in vain to talk Bush out of his reckless course of action say the President’s allies in using the NSA to spy on Americans were Vice President Dick Cheney and White House counsel Alberto Gonzales, the man Bush tapped to replace Ashcroft.
Powell, top aides say privately, considering resigning early in Bush’s first term because of what he considered the President’s “reckless and irresponsible actions,” but stayed on because he still felt he could play a moderating role with the extremists in the administration.
“As a career soldier, Gen. Powell felt a duty to serve is country even when that service meant answering to those he considered wrong,” says a longtime aide who served with the general at the State Department as well as when Powell chaired the Joint Chiefs of Staff. “He was a moral man trapped in an immoral nest of vipers.”
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Randy in Pensacola
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Posted: Wed Feb 15th, 2006 12:57 pm |
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John Wayne is rolling over in his grave right now, along with Waylon, Roy Rodgers,and Hop a long............I used to like Willie...Now I just dont know.... I guess next they will come out with a gay bikers movie next. This madness has to stop.
Mikey wrote:
Say it Ain't so Willie...
Willie Nelson Releases Decades-Old Gay Cowboy Song
POSTED: 6:00 am CST February 15, 2006
NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- Country music outlaw Willie Nelson released a very different sort of cowboy anthem on Valentine's Day.
Nelson, who has been singing about cowboys for more than 25 years, has released what may be the first gay cowboy song by a major recording artist.
It's called "Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly (Fond of Each Other)" and may be the first gay cowboy song by a major recording artist. But it was written long before this year's Oscar-nominated "Brokeback Mountain" made gay cowboys a hot topic.
Thanks to Ang Lee, and the passage of 25 years, Ned Sublette's song has finally ended up where he always wanted it to be -- coming out of Nelson's mouth.
"Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly (Fond of Each Other)" sounds just like a "regular" Willie Nelson song, except for lyrics like: "Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out." It song features choppy Tex-Mex style guitar runs and Nelson's deadpan delivery of lines, including: "What did you think all them saddles and boots was about?"
The song was written by Texas-born singer-songwriter Sublette in 1981, 25 years before this year's Oscar-nominated "Brokeback Mountain" made gay cowboys topical. Sublette said he wrote the song during the "Urban Cowboy" craze and always imagined Nelson singing it.
Nelson sings "He Was a Friend of Mine" on the "Brokeback Mountain" soundtrack. Nelson recorded "Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly (Fond of Each Other)" last year during an iTunes Originals session in his Texas studio. The song is available on iTunes.
Nelson's previous cowboy hits include "Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys" and "My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys."
The song debuted Tuesday on Howard Stern's Sirius Satellite Radio show.
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Mikey
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Posted: Wed Feb 15th, 2006 12:20 pm |
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Say it Ain't so Willie...
Willie Nelson Releases Decades-Old Gay Cowboy Song
POSTED: 6:00 am CST February 15, 2006
NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- Country music outlaw Willie Nelson released a very different sort of cowboy anthem on Valentine's Day.
Nelson, who has been singing about cowboys for more than 25 years, has released what may be the first gay cowboy song by a major recording artist.
It's called "Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly (Fond of Each Other)" and may be the first gay cowboy song by a major recording artist. But it was written long before this year's Oscar-nominated "Brokeback Mountain" made gay cowboys a hot topic.
Thanks to Ang Lee, and the passage of 25 years, Ned Sublette's song has finally ended up where he always wanted it to be -- coming out of Nelson's mouth.
"Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly (Fond of Each Other)" sounds just like a "regular" Willie Nelson song, except for lyrics like: "Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out." It song features choppy Tex-Mex style guitar runs and Nelson's deadpan delivery of lines, including: "What did you think all them saddles and boots was about?"
The song was written by Texas-born singer-songwriter Sublette in 1981, 25 years before this year's Oscar-nominated "Brokeback Mountain" made gay cowboys topical. Sublette said he wrote the song during the "Urban Cowboy" craze and always imagined Nelson singing it.
Nelson sings "He Was a Friend of Mine" on the "Brokeback Mountain" soundtrack. Nelson recorded "Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly (Fond of Each Other)" last year during an iTunes Originals session in his Texas studio. The song is available on iTunes.
Nelson's previous cowboy hits include "Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys" and "My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys."
The song debuted Tuesday on Howard Stern's Sirius Satellite Radio show.
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Dave
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Posted: Wed Feb 15th, 2006 11:20 am |
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Well, that may screw up my Wichita option...
Boeing to discontinue 767 jets
By Dave Carpenter , Associated Press
CHICAGO — Despite a stream of recent orders for its 767 wide-body jet, Boeing Co. still plans to end production of it without a new Pentagon contract for air-refueling tankers, Chief Financial Officer James Bell said Tuesday.
The 767s, which first started flying in 1981, are being replaced in Boeing's commercial lineup by the more fuel-efficient 787 once that jet starts operating in 2008. The company had hoped to build 100 767s for the Air Force as a tanker, but that controversial $23 billion deal was scuttled in 2004 after a military procurement scandal.
The government is still seeking to replace its aging tanker fleet, with likely candidates including Boeing's 767 or 777, but Bell told analysts the company won't wait for a final deal once its back-ordered 767s are built.
"We have no intentions of holding the 767 line open in anticipation of a contract," he said at an investor conference in Miami.
The company got 19 new orders for 767s in 2005 and now has a backlog of 30. It delivered 10 of the planes last year.
"Right now we've had a lot of good order traffic on the 767, and it's been extended because there's a demand for that in the commercial application," Bell said. "Once that goes away, we will close that line down if we don't have another requirement from the government."
Boeing initially planned to make a decision by mid-2005 on whether to shut down the Everett, Wash.-based 767 program. That was put off as a result
of continuing interest in the 767 from the resurgent airline industry. No new timetable for a decision has been announced.
A day after Boeing rolled out its 5,000th 737 jet, Bell hailed that as a "great milestone" but reiterated that it will be replaced in the not-too-distant future. The single-aisle plane was a comparative weak spot in what otherwise was a strong competitive year for Boeing in 2005 against rival Airbus, which offers the comparable A320.
Both airplane makers are looking to replace the single-aisle aircraft with ones using low-cost composite airframes, such as those being built into the 787. Boeing executives have suggested a 737 replacement could be in service between 2012 and 2015.
"Clearly we're not looking at introducing a new single-aisle today," Bell said when asked about a replacement. "We will look at it soon after we understand the … 787 technology and how it can be best leveraged in a single-aisle. It's better to be right than first."
Boeing shares rose 60 cents to close at $72.71 on the New York Stock Exchange, just shy of last Thursday's all-time high of $72.76.
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Dave
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Posted: Wed Feb 15th, 2006 11:17 am |
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A quick one liner from the "Letters To The Editor" column in the local paper...
Lesser of two
All in all, I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy.
Kevin Sweeney
Sierra Madre
Thought that it was pretty good...
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Dave
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Posted: Wed Feb 15th, 2006 11:14 am |
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This really sucks. The second time in three months someone stole her leg. Sorta makes ya think that someone is messin' with her. The first time, she got a replacement, then they found the stolen leg in someone's backyard. She got it back and that's why she had two. Now, someone stole both of 'em...
Girl's legs stolen for 2nd time
By Ruby Gonzales Staff Writer
Pasadena Star-News
TEMPLE CITY - Three months after a prosthetic leg was stolen from a 16-year-old, someone broke into her house again and this time stole two of her prosthetic legs.
Taken was a donated leg valued at $16,000 that Melissa Huff uses so she can play softball and a cosmetic leg, for everyday use, worth $12,000, according to her mother, Lisa Huff.
The theft occurred Tuesday in the 10400 block of Olive Street. The suspect or suspects pried open a screen window to get in, said sheriff's Sgt. Russell Sprague.
He said there are no leads.
"It's insane. Who hates her that bad?" said Lisa Huff, who made the discovery when she came home about 1 p.m.
"I went back to the girls' room and the room was trashed. Mostly Melissa's stuff."
She said a camera in the room was untouched but the legs were missing. As far as she knows, the prosthetic legs are all that's missing.
Melissa Huff, a sophomore who plays softball at Arcadia High School, underwent surgery a few weeks ago to repair a bone near the end of the amputated leg. She was recovering from the operation and not able to walk with a prosthesis at the time of the robbery.
"Now, she has nothing to walk with," said her father, David Huff.
Melissa was going to be back in the field this week, her mother said.
On Nov. 1, thieves stole Melissa Huff's prosthetic leg. Her prosthetist and two real estate finance companies donated about $16,000 to pay for a new leg.
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Dave
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Posted: Tue Feb 14th, 2006 08:20 pm |
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Check this out... Cool shots... Supposed to be in various newspapers around the country soon...
http://mypages.championbroadband.com/vip/~dmiller/C17_2006_local_1.pdf
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weasle
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Posted: Tue Feb 14th, 2006 06:37 pm |
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| come on in out of right field like the rest of america. LOL.
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zippo
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Posted: Tue Feb 14th, 2006 04:08 pm |
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Abo wrote: Hey man. Yen for them none for us.Abo Ya know, we could try to start a boycott of Google. That would hit them where it hurts!
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zippo
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Posted: Tue Feb 14th, 2006 03:22 pm |
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OK, maybe its not news, but it should be
The Queer Muhammad: an experiment in tolerance
Feb 13, 2006
by Mike S. Adams ( bio | archive | contact )
Dear (NEA Chairman) Dana Gioia:
I write to you today, not with a request, but with a demand. I’ve been sitting back patiently while the NEA has been promoting anti-Christian “art” for a number of years. In fact, one could say that I have been supporting it, too, given that my tax dollars have been spent on this garbage. And maybe I’ve been supporting it in another way by refusing to write you to express my frustration. That is, until now.
In the spirit of the “separation of church and state,” my demand is that you commission a painting – fully funded with tax dollars – that has one intention and one intention only: To offend Muslims everywhere.
This new painting will help the NEA avoid any accusations of state sponsorship of religion by insulting some religion other than Christianity. In the past, you’ve supported the “Piss Christ” and the “Elephant Dung Mary.” Now, I’m asking you to fund the “Queer Muhammad.”
For this painting, I want the artist to put the Prophet Muhammad in a pink bathrobe. I also want him holding a little toy poodle. Finally, I would like you to feature him reading a copy of “Playgirl” magazine. If you want to get daring, you can also feature him French-kissing Salmon Rushdie. Or better yet, feature him French-kissing Jacques Chirac.
Regardless of the precise form it takes, I want five million reproductions of the “Queer Muhammad” in poster form. It may sound like a large order for a first printing. But here’s what I intend to do with them:
First, I’m going to staple a “Queer Muhammad” on the door of Barbara Streisand. She’s been a real pain in the ass throughout this whole War on Terror. I want to see whether she gains some respect for George W. Bush after Islamic fascists torch her Southern California estate – all for expecting adherents to the “religion of peace” to be as tolerant of homosexuality as Hollywood liberals.
And, then, I’m heading to the Upper West Side to place a “Queer Muhammad” on the door of Michael Moore. That fat joker will be begging Charlton Heston for a gun by the time the New York City Muslims throw their first Molotov cocktail.
Next, we’re off to Colorado to the home of Ward Churchill. After I place a “Queer Muhammad” on his home, I’ll put one on his office door at the university. And, while I’m at it, I’ll hit the office doors of every anti-war professor in America.
I also plan to visit all those professors who have “Darwin fish” on their university office doors. For years, they’ve been desecrating a sacred Christian symbol with impunity. Come to think of it, many have been desecrating an Old Testament religious symbol by using rainbows as a backdrop for those “celebrate diversity” bumper stickers. When they place those on their office doors, they do more than just promote acceptance of sodomy. They ridicule a covenant between God and Noah.
Maybe after the Muslim Student Associations begin ripping down the “Queer Muhammad” posters – always leaving the Darwin fish intact - some of these professors will begin to realize that white Christian heterosexual males really aren’t so bad after all. And maybe some will realize that young Muslim males are the most dangerous demographic group on the face of the planet.
But the professors and the movie stars won’t be the only ones included in my little experiment in tolerance and diversity. I want to make sure to include members of the gay community, too. That’s why the “Queer Muhammad” will be posted on the door of every gay bar in San Francisco.
Under my plan, when California Muslims attack these businesses, the gay political lobby will finally have some use for politically correct and seldom-used “hate crimes” legislation. It will also give that large segment of the gay population – the ones who always need something to whine about – something legitimate to whine about. And it will give Christians a break from the gay mission to invade and pervert the Christian clergy.
That will leave me with about four million “Queer Muhammad” posters for the most ambitious aspect of my plan. This involves hanging posters on the doors of every active member of the National Rifle Association. When the Islamic fascists begin hurling stones at the houses of NRA members, many of my brothers (and sisters)-in-arms will start heading for the nearest gun safe. I know I will.
Maybe a few of these violent Muslims will survive their attack on the First Amendment, after it is thwarted by the Second Amendment. If so, I have a special plan for the Islamic fascist survivors. This plan was inspired by my realization that so many members of the anti-war movement are also members of the pro-gay movement. Here it is, in all its leftist-inspired brilliance:
The NRA members whose homes were attacked will all petition local Democratic prosecutors, the media, and even their Democratic legislators to charge the fascists with hate crimes for attacking the image of the “Queer Muhammad.” This will draw a line in the sand for these Democrats. Will they side with the Muslims against the gays? Or will they side with the gays against the Muslims?
If things work according to my plan, we will be able to kill off a lot of these Muslim terrorists and simply claim self-defense. Even better, we’ll cause significant division and strife among the American Left. After it all goes down, I’ll head to my refrigerator instead of my gun safe.
Then I’ll drink a nice, cold Carlsberg. Bottled and brewed by our allies in Denmark.
Mike Adams is a criminology professor at the University of Nort
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Abo
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Posted: Sun Feb 12th, 2006 09:10 pm |
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| Hey man. Yen for them none for us.Abo
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marc
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Posted: Sun Feb 12th, 2006 08:40 pm |
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Got this off another board...
"Profit$ versus lives"
It was reported tonight on ABC News that Yahoo is aiding the Chinese government by giving up information gained through their site. That means political dessidents are being imprisoned or killed. When confronted with this, they said, "We must cooperate with the Chinese government or we can't do business there."
My question is, "HOW MUCH FUCKIN' MONEY DO THESE PEOPLE NEED?"
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