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Mikey
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Posted: Mon Feb 27th, 2006 03:56 am |
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Sucks when this happens..Not enuf duct tape I guess..ROFL
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jeffy ole boy
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Posted: Sun Feb 26th, 2006 10:17 pm |
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| That was good Marc, very sweet, ( pun intended) LOL
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marc
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Posted: Sun Feb 26th, 2006 10:09 pm |
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Dave
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Posted: Sat Feb 25th, 2006 03:25 am |
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Babe wrote:
Ok...this is a really LONG read.....but it is kinda funny! This guy is a nutjob!
http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/shizzypage40.html
Talk about some funny shit... Check out some of the other stuff this guy has pulled on people...
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Randy in Pensacola
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Posted: Sat Feb 25th, 2006 02:40 am |
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| Shouldn't this be wrote in Arabic????? Attachment: plane.jpg (Downloaded 16 times)
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Randy in Pensacola
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Posted: Sat Feb 25th, 2006 02:38 am |
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zippo wrote:
One of Randy's special rental boats
Nope, Come on now.....We dont have any of them fancy cabin cruisers...........LMAO
I do know some people that do stuff like that.....
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zippo
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Posted: Fri Feb 24th, 2006 11:24 pm |
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One of Randy's special rental boats
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Babe
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Posted: Fri Feb 24th, 2006 06:20 pm |
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Ok...this is a really LONG read.....but it is kinda funny! This guy is a nutjob!
http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/shizzypage40.html
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zippo
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Posted: Fri Feb 24th, 2006 06:04 pm |
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The result of a good New Mexican Meal!
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Babe
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Posted: Thu Feb 23rd, 2006 05:59 pm |
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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi.. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to
satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above
the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well.. you started it."
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marc
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Posted: Thu Feb 23rd, 2006 01:11 pm |
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zippo wrote: Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard
Minorities Hit Hardest
Brian Williams, NBC, 02/17/06
LOL.....
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zippo
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Posted: Wed Feb 22nd, 2006 10:21 pm |
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Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard
Minorities Hit Hardest
Brian Williams, NBC, 02/17/06
As President Bush and his staff cowered in the White House, the snow continued to pile up on the many poor and African American victims who could not afford to get out of town or to safety in Florida. Crucial supplies of blankets, hot cocoa, popcorn and dark rum - so essential to surviving the stress of any major snowstorm - lay in stores undelivered.
"Where is the government? I need my sidewalk shoveled so I can get out to buy my damn lottery tickets!" said one D.C. resident from his living room.
"Why are we wasting money in Iraq when we could be spending it here on me?"
Progressive blogs blasted the President for his inaction.
"We find the timing terribly suspicious - just as the Domestic Spying hearings kick into high gear, what happens? A major northeast Blizzard. Why now?" wrote blogger FUAmericaNBush2.
Hearings into the Blizzards' effect on hearings are almost a certainty.
Howard Dean has suggested he will call for an investigation once his new
medications kick in and John Kerry took a break from the sporting activities of the glamorous super-rich in some exotic locale (random choice: Ice Sailing in Finland) to call for new legislation outlawing snowstorms.
"The Republican Congress has dropped the ball once again. I have always been a staunch supporter of anti-snow legislation, except for certain locations where I ski. Snow has no business on our roads, and the President and Congress knows that."
Calls for impeachment over "SnowGate" as some are calling it already are
mounting as deeply as the snow itself, and what will be discovered underneath will prove to have a truly chilling effect on the Republicans, as the inevitable thaw proceeds. Or something like that.
More breaking news......Al Sharpton wants an investigation as to why snow is ALWAYS white.
Cheney has stock in Tru-Value Hardware. Do you have any idea how many SNOW SHOVELS they sold today to the unsuspecting consumer?
I demand to know why FEMA has been so late in reacting to this storm. THEY KNEW IT WAS COMING! And yet they failed to have crews in place to fix the electricity as soon as it went off. It just shows that Bush and the Republicans just don't care about the people in the Northeast. The Senate needs to investigate this with administration people under oath.
I'll bet that the great junior senator from New York. has opened the doors of her home to all of the heatless poor of her neighborhood and is busy baking cookies for them while her husband applies body heat to the nearly frozen teen-aged girls.
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Dave
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Posted: Wed Feb 22nd, 2006 09:46 pm |
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An old married couple had no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.
Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits the bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."
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jeffy ole boy
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Posted: Wed Feb 22nd, 2006 05:16 pm |
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| I don't think that's one her tits! Hhahahaaahahaaa!!!
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Dave
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Posted: Wed Feb 22nd, 2006 05:10 pm |
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Randy in Pensacola wrote:
unless its that baby born to that old blind lady
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Randy in Pensacola
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Posted: Wed Feb 22nd, 2006 04:59 pm |
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| unless its that baby born to that old blind lady
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jeffy ole boy
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Posted: Wed Feb 22nd, 2006 04:51 pm |
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zippo wrote: From the expression on its his face, he might be a future Brokedick Cowboy! ROTFLMAO!!!! Lets hope not.....
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zippo
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Posted: Wed Feb 22nd, 2006 04:47 pm |
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From the expression on its his face, he might be a future Brokedick Cowboy!
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marc
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Posted: Wed Feb 22nd, 2006 12:58 pm |
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Enjoy.....
http://www.toonedin.com/cheney.html
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weasle
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Posted: Mon Feb 20th, 2006 03:49 pm |
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| *groan*
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