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jeffy ole boy
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Posted: Mon Feb 20th, 2006 03:17 pm |
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| That wasn't lame, pretty funny I think! LOL
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Babe
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Posted: Mon Feb 20th, 2006 02:54 pm |
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Ok I KNOW this one is lame...but still funny! Try reading it outloud...lol
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on
>the
> > bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and
>says,
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> > "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings "
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> > The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
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> > The bartender tells him again, more forcefully,
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> > "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
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> > The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm
>going to
> > eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender says,
>"Sorry,
> > we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"
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> > The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman.
>He
> > comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states,
> > "Sorry, but we especially don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears
>in
> > bars in Billings who are on drugs."
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> > The bear looks at him quizzically and says,
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> > "I'm not on drugs."
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> > (You're gonna hate me for this...)
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> > The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."
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zippo
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Posted: Fri Feb 17th, 2006 08:44 pm |
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Silly, but kinda cute
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zippo
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Posted: Fri Feb 17th, 2006 08:06 pm |
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I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney
Than ride with Ted Kennedy
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jeffy ole boy
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Posted: Fri Feb 17th, 2006 06:58 pm |
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I hear ya Babe, LOL.. my son's a rock n roll drummer. He don't mind playin a little blues as long as its brief. LOL.. But I'm kinda like you. I like most any kind of music anymore as long like you said, " Its not rap" HHHahaaa.. 
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Babe
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Posted: Fri Feb 17th, 2006 06:39 pm |
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jeffy ole boy wrote: LOL!! You're never too old to rock n roll right Mikey What category does Marilyn Manson fall under.. definitely not classic rock huh?
I do believe he is in a definate category of his own! He has some really bizarre stuff. But I do like some of his music.
I like a wide variety of musics.....mainly rock, soft and heavy.....but also blues, jazz, bluegrass,country...heck even some classical...for small periods...lol But I am like Steve....I cannot stand the rap! I make fun of my kids when they listen to it....I call them crotch grabbers....or I say the crotch grabbin music is on! lol
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zippo
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Posted: Fri Feb 17th, 2006 06:32 pm |
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Mikey wrote: zippo wrote: WTF, you mean there is music after Frank Sinatra, Perry Como, Frankie Lane? All that nasty noise from those new guys like that Elvis the pelvis, or them English guys the spiders or roaches or what ever there name is. LMAO..c'mon Zippo..you aint that old....you more from the Frankie Vallie, Four Seasons, Fonzie era..aint ya..?? Yeah pretty much. I can remember in jr high 7th grade i think, when EP started to make it big. Then it was doo wop for the rest of high school.
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jeffy ole boy
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Posted: Fri Feb 17th, 2006 04:27 pm |
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I took my now deceased Aunt one time to see Frank Sinatra in concert. She had all of SInatra's records and was a huge fan. So we saw Frank perform around 1986 it was funny cause everyone had fur coats and tux'es on. I had my leather and blue jeans on. Made her life complete seein' Frank Sinatra in concert. Glad I got to take her. 
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Mikey
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Posted: Fri Feb 17th, 2006 04:08 pm |
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zippo wrote: WTF, you mean there is music after Frank Sinatra, Perry Como, Frankie Lane? All that nasty noise from those new guys like that Elvis the pelvis, or them English guys the spiders or roaches or what ever there name is. LMAO..c'mon Zippo..you aint that old....you more from the Frankie Vallie, Four Seasons, Fonzie era..aint ya..??
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zippo
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Posted: Fri Feb 17th, 2006 04:05 pm |
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| WTF, you mean there is music after Frank Sinatra, Perry Como, Frankie Lane? All that nasty noise from those new guys like that Elvis the pelvis, or them English guys the spiders or roaches or what ever there name is.
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Mikey
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Posted: Fri Feb 17th, 2006 02:23 pm |
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Vero Steve wrote:
Mikey wrote: Babe wrote:
Poor Abo! LOL @ Act your age.....I embarrass my kids at least once a day by not acting my age. My oldest son said to me once...."Mom why cant you just like sit in a rocking chair and knit or something" He is my evil child!! LOL AS for Mike? If he had to act his age....he would explode!! lol
..We go to a record shop..Babe picks out a few Marilyn manson cd's...Young girl behind the checkout goes.."Oh nice..these for your KIDS...?..Babe sez.."nope..for me.."...The look was priceless..... What no Rob Zombie?????????
Rob Zombie Kicks Ass....Along with Zak Wylde /Black label Society
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Vero Steve
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Posted: Fri Feb 17th, 2006 02:18 pm |
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Mikey wrote: Babe wrote:
Poor Abo! LOL @ Act your age.....I embarrass my kids at least once a day by not acting my age. My oldest son said to me once...."Mom why cant you just like sit in a rocking chair and knit or something" He is my evil child!! LOL AS for Mike? If he had to act his age....he would explode!! lol
..We go to a record shop..Babe picks out a few Marilyn manson cd's...Young girl behind the checkout goes.."Oh nice..these for your KIDS...?..Babe sez.."nope..for me.."...The look was priceless..... What no Rob Zombie?????????
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Vero Steve
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Posted: Fri Feb 17th, 2006 02:17 pm |
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ABO....I like the women hitler thing..........LMAO.........My daughters boyfriend just last night asked me if it was hard riding a motorcycle at my age........After he pull his draws out of the crack of his ass from the power wedgey I gave him I think he figured it out on his own.........................................
My kids think I'm a little weird when it comes to music, I have an old Electro Voice Pa with a 25 CD changer hooked up to it set up in my shop and it is blasting everything from the new rock, Staind, Queens of the Stone Age , Collective Soul back to Buddy Holly. But don't even think about putting that rap crap or Hip hop bullshit on it............
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jeffy ole boy
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Posted: Fri Feb 17th, 2006 02:15 pm |
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| LOL!! You're never too old to rock n roll right Mikey What category does Marilyn Manson fall under.. definitely not classic rock huh?
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Mikey
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Posted: Fri Feb 17th, 2006 02:10 pm |
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Babe wrote:
Poor Abo! LOL @ Act your age.....I embarrass my kids at least once a day by not acting my age. My oldest son said to me once...."Mom why cant you just like sit in a rocking chair and knit or something" He is my evil child!! LOL AS for Mike? If he had to act his age....he would explode!! lol
..We go to a record shop..Babe picks out a few Marilyn manson cd's...Young girl behind the checkout goes.."Oh nice..these for your KIDS...?..Babe sez.."nope..for me.."...The look was priceless.....
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weasle
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Posted: Fri Feb 17th, 2006 01:46 pm |
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| ah sounds like abo bein abo LMAO. dont blame ya fer gettin a little riled , G & R definately aint rap , if he dont know that , wonder what else he dont know ?? LOL.
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Abo
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Posted: Fri Feb 17th, 2006 12:55 pm |
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Babe wrote:
Poor Abo! LOL @ Act your age.....I embarrass my kids at least once a day by not acting my age. My oldest son said to me once...."Mom why cant you just like sit in a rocking chair and knit or something" He is my evil child!! LOL AS for Mike? If he had to act his age....he would explode!! lol
Hey Y'all. Maybe if they had a like book that said how you were supposed to act at each age, or some kind of guide line it would help us lost soules. LMAO. But dont worry some day there will be a law. Not ready for the rocker yet. dont need no handicapp sticker either. y'all have a great day, i'm gonna. Ride FREE. Abo
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Babe
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Posted: Fri Feb 17th, 2006 12:37 pm |
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| Poor Abo! LOL @ Act your age.....I embarrass my kids at least once a day by not acting my age. My oldest son said to me once...."Mom why cant you just like sit in a rocking chair and knit or something" He is my evil child!! LOL AS for Mike? If he had to act his age....he would explode!! lol
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Mikey
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Posted: Fri Feb 17th, 2006 12:25 pm |
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Abo wrote:
Hey Yall . I think this falls under the JOKE OF SOMETHING.
At work yesterday, the operations manager walks into the lab and turns down my sterio, listing to G & R. This asshole than says to me Geeze motocycles, rap music, " you need to act your age". He is 3 months older than me. Y'all know what i said. LOL. He quickley saw thing a bit different after i was in his face. I still got a job, he still breaths. LOL. Today mid 50's gonna up to 82. Lets see Bike or Bike. Yup ill ride my bike. Act my age indeedy. Ride free Abo
LMAO @ G&R being Rap music....Good for you Abo..settin him straight. Glad your still employed...Age is in yer head...The things some people say....LMAO
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Randy in Pensacola
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Posted: Fri Feb 17th, 2006 12:23 pm |
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Abo wrote: Hey Yall . I think this falls under the JOKE OF SOMETHING.
At work yesterday, the operations manager walks into the lab and turns down my sterio, listing to G & R. This asshole than says to me Geeze motocycles, rap music, " you need to act your age". He is 3 months older than me. Y'all know what i said. LOL. He quickley saw thing a bit different after i was in his face. I still got a job, he still breaths. LOL. Today mid 50's gonna up to 82. Lets see Bike or Bike. Yup ill ride my bike. Act my age indeedy. Ride free Abo F*CK HIM....You just keep on keeping on Bro.......
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